Greece: violent goats and drug sheep

Greek artiodactyls destroyed a large cannabis plantation. And the climatic miracles of last summer are to blame for everything. The weather has not been kind to the Greeks lately - drought and fires have given way to flooding. In many places, the fertile layer was washed away along with the grass cover. Farmers are counting their losses, and hungry animals are going to great lengths in search of food.

In the Thessalian region of Almiros-Volos, this led to a curious situation. Starving sheep and goats raided the hemp farm of Janis Burunis, who runs Europe's largest medical cannabis enterprise. Not finding any other grass other than hemp, the animals began to eat the fibrous plants, becoming more and more interested in the process. As a result, 300 kg of valuable medicinal raw materials were destroyed. The farmer explains the appetite of artiodactyls with the sweetish taste of hemp inflorescences. The effect this feast had on the bovids exceeded all expectations.

The goats and rams began to have wild fun, thundering the greenhouse with heart-rending bleating. When the workers of the enterprise tried to expel the inappropriate guests from the farm, the ruminant creatures began to rush around the forbidden territory at breakneck speed, performing unimaginable antics. At the same time, the sheep showed unexpected abilities for jumping and pirouettes, surpassing even goats in this activity.

The unfortunate workers spent several hours chasing the horned rioters while they were under the invigorating influence of tetrahydrocannabinol. The result of the unequal struggle was disastrous: after the raid of the hungry horde, less than 20% of the hemp crop saved from the flood survived. It is not known how many drug rams survived.